Start of Blog

That's right, i now have a blog. I have chosen to join the community of the interweb and waste time typing stuff that nobody is probably gonna read. Exciting stuff.

It probably would've been easier just to make a Facebook account, but that thing is just so goddamn confusing. I had an account for about 10 minutes and deleted after i saw how many buttons there were. There's a button for everything. There's a friggin button to poke other people online. Who came up with that idea, anyway? Some random facebook employee tellin people, "Hey, lets add a button that would let people on the internet to touch each other". Online has gotten wierd now. I can understand it you'd want to poke alot of people in real life tho. Too bad the courts don't let me do that anymore... So that's why i don't use facebook. That, and i only have 2 pictures of myself on my computer. Apparently there's a 50 luvo picture upload per week quota that you gotta fulfill or your account would be banned and you'll forever be shunned by the people of the interweb. Goddamn it, why do you people need to post so many pictures of yourself!? I already know what you look like, i don't need to see your face from 36 different angles coupled with a few blowfish face poses. And 90% of you are ugly anyway Harhar har...

So yeah, this blog is just to post thoughts and opinions of stuff that would hopefully entertain people. As you can see from the last paragraph, i was trying to be funny. And yes, i know, i read it back and it wasn't funny at all. I should've just deleted it, but my backspace button is missing. This makes it hard for me to edit my posts and make sure that my grammer and spelling is correkktd.

I use to have a blog back in the days of Bebo. Remember bebo? Man, who needs real friends when you can get 200 online ones. Well anyway, my blog had quite a following back then. Well, i only had 2 viewers but they were very encouraging, and its because of them that i decided to start up another blog. Thanks mum and dad.

So yeah, this is a blog. Unlike other blogs, i'm not gonna write about every single day of my life. You're never gonna get a post from me saying "Today my status is okay. I went to the shops. It was good. I saw Steve. He was wearing a blue shirt." I try not to swear in my blog, unless its tasteful and emphasises a point, i won't use profanity for the sake of using it. If you don't like this blog, then that's ok, you're entitled to have your opinion....and go fuck yourself.

Happy typing people!